Stay Out of the Forest Unisex T-Shirt

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Outdoorsy People and Indoor Kids, Rejoice!

To celebrate Rewind Episode 23, we’re relaunching our original “Stay Out of the Forest” design by the amazing Cat Solen. Adorn your body with ancient MFM wisdom, now available as a Hoodie or Unisex T-Shirt.

Pro tip: grab both and wear them together for double the style—and double the protection!

  • 100% cotton
  • Unisex sizing

Unisex T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Chest Width 19" 20 1/2" 22" 24" 26" 28"

Ladies T-Shirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 25"1/4 26" 26 3/4" 27 1/2" 28 1/4" 29"
Chest Width 18 1/2" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"

Ladies Muscle Tank

S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (Back) 26 1/4" 27" 27 3/4" 28 3/8" 29 1/8"
Body Length (Front) 22 3/4" 23 1/2" 24 1/4" 24 7/8" 25 5/6"
Chest Width 20 1/2" 22" 24" 26" 28"

Crewneck Sweatshirt

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 27 3/4" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Chest Width 19 1/2" 20 1/2" 21 1/2" 22 3/4" 24" 25 1/4"
Sleeve Length 30 7/8" 31 3/8" 31 7/8" 33" 34" 35"

Pullover Hoodie

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 26 3/8" 27 1/2" 28 5/8" 29 3/4" 30 7/8" 32"
Chest Width 19 1/2" 21 1/4" 23 1/4" 25 1/4" 27 1/4" 29 1/2"
Sleeve Length 26 1/2" 27 1/2" 28 1/2" 29 1/2" 30" 30 1/2"

Zip-Front Hoodie

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 26 3/8" 27 1/2" 28 5/8" 29 3/4" 30 7/8" 32"
Chest Width 19 1/2" 21 1/2" 23 1/2" 25 1/2" 27 1/2" 29 1/2"
Sleeve Length 26 1/2" 26 3/4" 27 7/8" 28 7/8" 29 7/8" 30 7/8"

Joggers

S M L XL 2XL
Inseam 28" 28 1/4" 28 3/4" 28 3/4" 38 3/4"
Waist (Relaxed) 15" 17" 18 1/2" 20" 21 1/2"

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