That's Messed Up: Holiday Ornament

Here at Exactly Right, we occasionally come across something so unique and pure that it deserves to be expressed through poetry. This Christmas ornament from That’s Messed Up is one such item. So, here we go:

This holiday season, as joggers take flight,
May they find all the bodies before it’s daylight.
With headlines ripped through the crisp morning air,
Liza and Kara wish you a holiday scare.
Hang this bright ornament on your tree with delight,
From That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast,
Hope your holidays are messed up just right!

• 3.25 inch Crystal Shatterproof Ornament